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It's really good to me, you treat me as brothers, for me is very protective of him。 I want to repay you well, it's not I'm eat to braise in soy sauce elbow, you quickly come here。 Help me wash the dishes！
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I am， my death in your dormitory building basement， last year I was dismembered， every night I up， can you come over to pull me a hand， I in your bed。
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You cool, you cool, you drink water in the reservoir, to sleep in the tomb, the mouth flow waterfall, limbs like a sleeper, you when you're diau charn lyu3 bu4, actually you are indigenous South Pole。
4、我是冤魂，我死在你们寝室楼的地下室，去年我被肢解了，每天晚上我都向上爬，你能过来拉我一把么，我在你床边。
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Emergency remind： recently could have lightning phenomenon， go out please put the phone on the head and to match the charger plug in drag in behind, used for lightning protection, remember！
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It's proved that the fugitive suspects XXX， you are N years ago you have been controlled by the police， please surrender to the police。
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Appear because of the network expansion， such as your mobile information， please phone the floor to hit hard， if you have difficulty， we 24 hours door-to-door service for free！
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Rest assured， receiving this message you will not cause too much loss， just can make your phone delete all stored information。
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Dad hit me twice today， because for the first time saw my hand two report card， the second is his childhood because transcripts。
10、因网络扩建，您的手机如出现信息不良，请将手机使劲往地上砸，如有困难，我们24小时免费上门服务！
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！You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off， to resist the cold wind of our friendship， I hold your hand and said "good reformation， fight for their sentence！
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愚人节短信英文版
无论你在哪里，只要仰天长笑，大叫三声我是美女，我就会出现在你面前。13、放心，接收这条短信不会对你造成太大损失，仅仅会使你手机内存储的信息全部删除。
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If you are not a MOTOROLA that waterproof phone， please pay attention to when watching SMS， don't laugh mouth water to the machines， it would be bad。
15、经证实，你就是N年前逃亡的犯罪嫌疑人XXX，您已被警方控制，请速到**局自首。
16、你了解宋词吗？请大声地念五遍这首宋词：暗痕春，步惊春娥怯还奔，暗眉闹姿，似纱挂，暗使歌娥摆舞。
17、我是一块巨石，在此伫立多时。饱受千年风雨，望眼欲穿想你。只为和你相识，腾空将你压实，小样儿，压不死你老子不白活啦！
Do you know the song？ Please read aloud five times this first song lyrics： dark mark in the spring of step jing spring afraid also ran to the posture, dark e
18、你对我真的很好，把我当亲兄弟一样对待，对我的照顾真是无微不至。我要好好报答你，这不我正吃红烧肘子呢，你快过来。帮我洗碗吧！
19、你酷，你酷，你喝水在水库，睡觉在古墓，嘴里流瀑布，四肢像枕木，你当你是貂禅吕布，其实你是南极土著。
20、鸡是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就干的，猫是挨家混饭的，羊是将来烤串的，狗是让人来惯的，你是等着出圈的。
21、爸爸今天打了我两次，第一次是因为看见了我手里两分的成绩单，第二次是因为成绩单是他小时候的。
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No matter where you are， as long as the face upwards long laugh， shout three "I is beauty"， I will appear in front of you。
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Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
24、yebrow like yarn hang, dark make song moths swing dance。
25、你将要去他方远行，真诚的朋友为你送行，凛冽的寒风挡不住我们的友情，我握住你的手说好好改造，争取减刑
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I am a big rock, in the stand。 By one thousand years wind and rain, dream miss you。 Just for and you get to know each other, small kind son, compaction to vacate your pressure die you Lao tze not in vain！
27、紧急提醒：近日恐有雷电现象，出门时请把手机放在头上并将充电器连线插上拖于身后，用于避雷，切记！
