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April Fool's Day, may friends forgive and be happy!
2、爱你一万年,夸张;爱你五千年,无望;爱你一千年,荒唐;爱你一百年,太长;接连爱你70年,只要我身体健康,这是我的强项!愚人节快乐!
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As the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold, the water cannot be measured, although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person!
4、为什么要我看你流泪,你的痛都让我来体会。
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愚人节英语祝福语
今日愚人节,祝你节日快乐,一切顺心!6、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被**抓住了。**问:你难道不知道要被抓住吗?小偷说:我知道上面写着欢迎再来’。
Love you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love yo
7、昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着精神病院!
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Everyone laughs and lives happily without worries. Happy April Fool's Day!
9、我不需要那个人有多完美,我只需要你能让我感觉我是就是你的。
10、我留这青丝千丈,只为记录与你一起的岁月绵长。
11、你的钱就是我的钱,我的钱还是我的钱,你不许动哦!
12、大家都会笑一笑,生活快乐无烦恼。祝愚人节快乐!
13、你是我想躲,又想遇见的人。
15、当代青年的面临的主要矛盾是:美食与减肥。
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April fool's day, for your action: he was a fool, although joy; Man is a fool, smiling without a word; For more joy, the friends fool。 How foolish pleased, fast to participate。
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愚人节英文笑话
寻人启示:肥头大耳,目光呆滞;智商低下,无故走失;盯着手机,在看启示;看了启示,赶快消失!18、爱若难以放进手里,何不把这双手放进心里。
祝你天天愚人节
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Today's April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday, all the best!
20、孤单不是没人关心你,而是你在乎的那个人不关心你。
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Two words have been very want to say to you, today finally courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Ha ha, remember to happy!
22、男友对女友说:我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友:什么是永远?男友回答:永远就是死了还接着爱你。哈哈,愚人节快乐。
23、u one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love you 70, successively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!
24、汹涌着我的记忆,我像小船寻找港湾。
25、当眼泪流下来,才知道,分开也是另一种明白。
26、我不会依赖别人,因为我受够了失望。
27、愚人节到,为您支招:自己被愚,尽管欢喜;观人被愚,笑而不语;若想更喜,把朋友愚。多愚多喜,快来参与。
28、我莫名奇妙的笑了,只因为想到了你。
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You're such a smart, over-smart fellow. Be a fool for a day!
30、一个人害怕黄昏的时候,是漂泊,令他憔悴。
31、那些随风远逝的心情,究竟还隐藏着多少未知的无奈。
32、一直活在过去,一直沉沦在沵给的回忆里,一直走不出去。
33、从来快乐悲伤都自己横行,忘了自己也值得被关心。
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The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
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Her boyfriend said to his girlfriend, I will always love you。 Girlfriend puzzled asked her boyfriend: what is forever? Her boyfriend replied: "is dead and still love you forever。" Ha ha, happy April fool's day。
36、我听见有条河流在你我之间,它比那季节更长,比天空还远。
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The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
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qq最伤感的个性签名
当你暗恋一个人的时候,总感觉那个人也喜欢你。39、猛然想起今天是愚人节,我的心当时崩盘!
40、俗话说人不可貌相,海水不可斗量,有些人虽然外表丑陋,却拥有美好的心灵,虽然身材矮小,却理想远大。大家都夸奖说你就是这样的人!
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Last night I dreamed you and take you home, we went to a beautiful buildings, to you say, run into, I looked at your figure, also saw the words a mental hospital!
42、不像朋友不如不做朋友,不像爱人不如坦然放手。
43、有两句话一直很想对你说,今天终于提起勇气:第一句,我爱你,我好喜欢你;第二句,千万不要把第一句当真哦!哈哈,记得开心呀!
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Suddenly remembered that today is April Fool's Day, my heart then crashed!
45、人生朋友分三种:一辈子的,一杯子的,一被子的。得意时,朋友们认识了你;落难时,你重新认识了朋友。
46、你这个聪明过头的家伙,当一天傻瓜吧!
47、,日日都幸福。
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Without a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!
49、不要指望别人,有时候还是靠自己。
50、那些沧桑的背后,全死沟壑,不容小看的坚强。
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I wish you happiness every April Fool's Day.
52、记忆的痛点就像那些追逐落魄感性的文字一样,断了线的情丝却还那么直白。
53、我鼓起勇气说爱你,你却让我别闹了。
54、我喜欢你,比地球上的任何一个人都喜欢。
55、这两天真的太冷了,你一定要照顾好自己啊,千万别冻着啦俗话说:人冻腿,猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了,你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
56、愚人节,愿朋友谅解穷开心!